"i haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still i keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case i should ever figure it out. " {David Sedaris}
"it has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. but the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. ~Neil Gaiman
"the only man i know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them." {george bernard shaw}
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