"the best part of the day is when you step out of the shower in the morning and the water drops off of you. anything after that doesn't really count much." (via)
"i haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still i keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case i should ever figure it out. " {David Sedaris}
"it has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. but the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. ~Neil Gaiman
"the only man i know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them." {george bernard shaw}
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